How is everyone today? Happy St. Patty's Day! It's like freakin' Christmas to my people. Though I don't drink anymore, so there really is no other reason to even have this holiday. It's true! In Ireland they don't go nuts and party on this day. Well I am sure they do, but no different than any other day. It's Americanized bullshit. Just another excuse do get hammered, black out, vomit, and take Friday off because you are "sick". Actually, now that I think about it, I am glad that I have no plans tonight. Wait, that's a lie. I intend on making some delectable smoked shoulder, boiled dinner bitches! Yum. And of course I am working. Which reminds me, I need to know, from all the attractive girls that read this, if you would like to do some modeling/promoting for my new website. There will be no funny business, no creepiness, and no nudity. Just a smile, a few lines, and $50 an hour to start. With the potential for a whole lot more. So if you or someone you know would be good at talking in front of a camera for a couple minutes, please email me at: kkseamuskk@gmail.com.
I apologize for my little plug there, just business. Anyway, we will hopefully conclude the Kelli saga tonight, and jump back into the 3rd-5th grade: The Wonder Years.
Check with your cousin Laurie - she's a looker and as long as she keeps laurielanguage out she's good. I'm not attractive nor do I live up there so I'm out LOL
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