Skipping Around...

   I think that I am going to have to skip around in the timeline of things. For one, it makes things a lot more interesting for you the reader, and two, It will be a lot easier for me to do. I find it difficult to go in order. My mind is always in ten places at once, so I guess that's how the story should go.
   So today I was driving home from the post office, and I was thinking, "How the hell am I still alive?" I mean, I really shouldn't be. I have attempted to end it myself both on purpose and by accident. But somehow, I just keep on living. I don't understand it. I mean, I am glad that I am still here, fo sho, but it just amazes me that I am. Take for instance the Kelli(y?) (Can't remember if it's with a y or an i, oh well, we will go with i.)  saga. (Do I really want to get into this?) I guess I have to, because it's a pretty important part of how I got where I am today. Now I know that if she is out there reading this, or hearing about it, she is probably laughing at it and thinking how retarded it is. I don't really care. I'm just glad the insanity is over.
    How me and Kelli got together in the first place is kind of a crazy story on it's own. I used to regret the day that we met. The day she asked me, "What's your name?"
"Seamus"
"Is that your real name?"
"No, I just like to call myself that."
   That's how it began. Doesn't sound to interesting right? That's how we met, not how we came to be together. At the time that we met, I was going out with, and living with, a Canadian girl named Annabel. I'm not talking like her grandmother was french Canadian, she was a real live born and raised Canuck. She used to talk to her mom in that weird version of French whenever she didn't want me to know what they were saying. I can only imagine.
   Things weren't the best with us, well, with me. I was on probation, and we had just moved in together in Epping. I got a job at the relatively new Applebee's in town. (Holy crap did Epping change while I was away!) I did really well there from the start. I was on my way to becoming the perfect Apple Buddy. Ahhh, those were the good old days... To be continued...